RANDOM GUY BLOGGING ABOUT RANDOM STUFF - INTRODUCTION

INTRODUCTION TO

RANDOM GUY BLOGGING ABOUT RANDOM STUFF

BY

RANDOM GUY (that's me!!!)

9/20/2018

topic - HI!!!!

Outside, an idiot drives by, honking his horn, cheerfully mocking the start of night.

It's 8:16 pm, a warm night, humid.

Weather man says there's going to be a cool down by this weekend, highs in the 70s, rain, kind of weather to write home about in a blog.

I'm sitting here, in my chair, writing, like I always do.

It keeps my mind going; if I had a mind, which I do.

Well, it's mostly there, there might be some holes in it, years of abuse by randomly staring into the sun, which, if you didn't know, has been proven to destroy your mind bit by bit.

I know, ain't technology wonderful?

So what should I write about? 

An introduction?

Sounds like a plan!

Hello, my name is Steve, though not my real name, it seems fitting, a random blogger's name, a name to stand out from the Tom, Dick and Harrys out there, trying to blog for the masses.

I live in a city named Randomville (Louisville, Kentucky to you normal folks out there) and I work for no one.

Surprised?

So was my wife!

I was born in the back woods of Mars.

Not really but stating I was born in Spokane, Washington on July 16th, 1971 sounds dull and not very random so, I was born on Mars in the Cosmic Year 2893, before the tourists showed up and ruined the planet.

I was once an IT guy, broke computers for the mob, but then, after I was sent away, I decided making balloon animals from condoms and selling them at the state fair was my best option for making money, while also cashiering for a living at a $1.95 an hour.

Big money, I know!

But soon, my feet couldn't take the pounding, so I decided to try to get on disability which is turning into mostly filling out paper work to be denied then wait for a hearing to hopefully get approved or not.

Who knows what will happen there.

So here I sit, writing a random blog.

"What kind of things will you blog about besides random stuff?" someone asks from the audience

I'm not sure.

Maybe about the planet Venus.

Which if you say it too quickly sounds like penis and makes girls blush and boys giggle.

I need to start some research on my next blog entry --- HOW TO MAKE A DELICIOUS RUM CAKE so I'll end this entry with great hope you'll come back for more!!