Random Blogger decides to stay indoors - an exciting adventure in time or something - The President's Penis is coming for you

- Random Blogger decides to stay indoors -

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September 21st, 2018 - We think the President's Penis has gone rogue!

It such a nice day, I decided to stay indoors, why not!

If I go outside, the nosy neighbors might think something is wrong and call the police.

Stupid restraining orders.

Pee on one (or fifteen hundred) person and bam, you're marked for life.

I'd see what's on the news but last time I did that I was giving the opportunity to hear about the President's penis, something I was hoping I wouldn't have to hear about till after my wedding day.

I know I told you in my last blog I would share my recipe for a delicious rum cake and man, did I ever disappoint you!!

I'd say it'll be the last time I'll do that but we both know, it won't be!

BACARDI RUM CAKE

Ready in 1 hour 24 minutes - serves 10 to 12 (or just say screw it, drink the rum and celebrate the love of life!!!) Nutritional Information: For god sake, it's rum and cake, all you need to know!!!

INGREDIENTS

1cup chopped pecansor 1 cup chopped walnuts

1(520 g) package yellow cake mix (You just use the cake mix as is, do not add other ingredients listed on cake box.)

1(92 g) package vanilla instant pudding mix
4eggs

1⁄2cup cold water

1⁄2cup cooking oil

1⁄2cup dark rum or rum

GLAZE

1⁄2cup butter

1⁄4cup water

1cup sugar

1⁄2cup dark rum or rum

DIRECTIONS

Sprinkle nuts over bottom of greased 10 inch tube pan or 12 cup bundt pan.

Stir together cake mix, pudding mix, eggs, water, oil and rum.

Pour batter over nuts.

Bake at 325 in oven for 1 hour.

Cool 10 minutes in pan.

Invert onto serving plate and prick top.

Glaze-----------------.

Melt butter in saucepan.

Stir in water and sugar.

Boil 5 minutes, stirring constantly.

Remove from heat.

Stir in rum.

Brush glaze evenly over top and sides of cake.

Allow cake to absorb glaze.Repeat until glaze is used up.

So anyways, here we are, another lovely random blog.

You'll notice some pop up ads for penis enlargement, dresses and whatever else your sick butt searched for over at Google or Pornhub.

I decided to make a few pennies on this blog and joined an ad revenue site.

So far, I've made 1 shiny new penny, well on my way to being a Mega-media super star billionaire by day two.

Or 8 million and 83rd day.

Whatever.

The ads are intrusive unless you have an ad blocker then I shall call you a bastard and scorn you in my next blog which will be title THAT LOVELY THING WE CALL A MUSHROOM which you'll know is about you, just by the keyword (lovely and call! Our safe words!!!)

I know Blogspot has the Adsense but I want the big money and AdSense just not doing it.

(Updated after hitting POST - removed the ad pop up as it was spitting CrapWare ads stating Windows was illegal and to call some support number. I hate that stuff so removed it as I don't want my loyal readers (all three of you) to be infected and taken for a ride by the scammers!!! Bad Ad Revenue site!!!!)

I want to buy a bicycle before I'm 72!!

Anything else I should blog about?

Probably but I'll end here till next time......